6/12/2023 0 Comments Last week's blue apron recipes![]() ![]() So much, I forgot about the imaginary camera man because I was chopping and simmering and marveling at the beauty of the food and the fact that I had everything I needed! Even fun ingredients like bagoong and bird’s eye chili. Guess what happened this week? I had the best imaginary cooking show ever. Or reaches into her vegetable drawer to fetch an onion only to find some slimey grapes and a wrinkled tomato because someone needs to go grocery shopping. Kids had soccer today.” The ones where she opens a drawer to get a spoon and instead pulls out the naked Barbie her two-year-old shoved in there. The ones where she’s madly stashing lids into random cupboards before the camera starts rolling. ![]() Also, where are the real life cooking shows? The ones where the cook is scooting open bags of pretzels and crusty bottles out of the way to make room on her counter to chop. Especially when you actually videotape your fake segment and send it to your sister and cousins. Confession: Occasionally when I cook, I talk to an imaginary camera in my cooking show host voice which is sometimes a British accent, sometimes a sweet southern lady and sometimes a warbly Julia Childs impersonation.
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